The sum total of my Friday night…

The sum total of my Friday night…

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Currently working on my Summer body by baking M&M cookies at 9.30 on a Friday night.

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A very badly drawn self portrait, circa 2008, that is unfortunately still relevant.

A very badly drawn self portrait, circa 2008, that is unfortunately still relevant.

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Look how handsome on the left, look how big the forehead on the right.

Look how handsome on the left, look how big the forehead on the right.

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Off to a little ladies’ night at Bar Nothing, 5 cocktails for 20 bucks, oh me, oh my!

Off to a little ladies’ night at Bar Nothing, 5 cocktails for 20 bucks, oh me, oh my!

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Kissy kisses all over his dumb face and Iron Man mask.

Kissy kisses all over his dumb face and Iron Man mask.

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lizisbored replied to your photoset: I would also like to submit these stellar examples…

The last one is absolute gold! And I thought getting a bath in the sink was bad…also getting baths in the tub we use to do handwashing in to this very day. Oh, don’t worry about the radiation, surely it was only once :P

I don’t know, I’m also an IVF baby, so who knows kind of dormant chemicals I have floating around in me, I could be the next Spider-Man or Hulk!

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I would also like to submit these stellar examples of my childhood to the fore.

Most notable being the one of my mum putting me inside a microwave. The same microwave my parents still use over 21 years later…

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I was a fucking adorable kid.

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RE-VISITING THIS BECAUSE COME ON I WAS SO FUCKING CUTE. 

I’ll see that and raise you one bespectacled ballerina. 

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I Wanna be Sedated by The Ramones

I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones

When I was in Year 8, I used to wear a Ramones badge on my catholic school blazer every day. That was also the same year I cut my own fringe to look like Lizzie McGuire. I never really pulled off either one.

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I never know how to wear this darn dress. Anyways I’m off to go eat a steak in the rain at Penny Black.
Oh and I know you can’t see her very well, but that’s my yippywhippy Lizard Queen Lisa broach sitting up there on my collar, you know, to class the outfit up a bit.
(two gratuitous pictures in the space of an hour, oh the vanity)

I never know how to wear this darn dress. Anyways I’m off to go eat a steak in the rain at Penny Black.

Oh and I know you can’t see her very well, but that’s my yippywhippy Lizard Queen Lisa broach sitting up there on my collar, you know, to class the outfit up a bit.

(two gratuitous pictures in the space of an hour, oh the vanity)

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Guys can we all just take a minute to appreciate how big and stupidly long my hair is at the moment. Someone come cut this shit asap.

Guys can we all just take a minute to appreciate how big and stupidly long my hair is at the moment. Someone come cut this shit asap.

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Perfume Genius - ‘Hood’

Switching between playing this, The River by Joni Mitchell and The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack is a good idea, right guys? It’ll totally cheer me up, and definitely not put me in a glass case of emotion right? Right?! 

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My new YippyWhippy wares!! Lizard Queen Lisa broach and an awesome burger ring. My poor little ring got a bit bashed around in the mail, so I’m going to have to glue it back together properly before I wear it out, but Lisa’s already been on a trip to the shops to get some Turkish Delight this afternoon. YIPPYWHIPPY FOREVER!

My new YippyWhippy wares!! Lizard Queen Lisa broach and an awesome burger ring. My poor little ring got a bit bashed around in the mail, so I’m going to have to glue it back together properly before I wear it out, but Lisa’s already been on a trip to the shops to get some Turkish Delight this afternoon. YIPPYWHIPPY FOREVER!

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